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Good Luck Charlene

lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

longislandraised:

I can’t wait till my kids obsess over a band and ask me money for tickets, albums, and band merch. Then their father will be like, “Babe, remember when you were obsessed with my band?”

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

get to know me meme: 1/5 favorite musicians matt healy

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual