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Good Luck Charlene
“She tasted like alcohol and memes.”

- Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

EXCUSE ME FOR NOT REALIZING ASKING FOR MY PERMISSION WAS NOT IN YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY, FEEL FREE TO GET MAD AT ME THAT MAKES TONS OF SENSE

"we’re taking your car."

um how about you ask me??????? instead of telling me???????

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

fallingfandomfirst:

Well. Now all Pete Wentz has to do is get an electric blue suit and he can embark on his solo career

the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

Like nothing’s changed. Not true of course.

fallohmeintothedark:

Another reason I love him.

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song